Wednesday, January 20, 2010

Frustrated in Vegas

Q. Dear DearBrutalTruth,

I have been fantasizing about a threesome with the DBT girls for years. Problem is, I am stuck in Vegas washing dishes at the Tao because I ran out of money (mostly playing blackjack in the playboy club at the Palms--damn those girls have some bazoombas).

Anyway, I am wondering how I can break out of this self-sabotaging cycle and do the nasty with the two nastiest girls around. Any advice would be most appreciated.

Yours,

FIV

ACL:  Please send a photo and I'll take it into consideration.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

If only you never contracted the herpes....and were a little better looking.