April 25, 2006: Q & A

Q: My across the street neighbors have a daughter who is approximately three, and whose grandmother enjoys taking on walking adventures into my yard. (grandma = an active 50-ish woman) My schedule has recently become more flexible--and with the luxury of new, daytime hours spent (working) at home, I've "discovered" these walking trips. My first week at home, I asked the woman why she was in my yard (although it faces the front of my house, due to its odd orientation, its actually a very large backyard). I am a renter, not an owner, but it was weird. She explained that her granddaughter liked to wander over (across a street, oddly enough)((would you let a toddler cross any street on her own?)), and she bassically trailed behind, acting as lifegaurd and damage prevention. I thought it was a one time occassion.

Both of our homes are about two blocks from a large, safe, kid-friendly city park, and judging by the number of vehicles parked in front of their home, grandma drives to visit her granddaughter, and is probably capable of driving her granddaughter two blocks to the park, if the two blocks is too far for her just-learning-to-walk-legs to travel at this point.

My house is oriented in a manner that enables me to dance around naked in the middle of the day, sunshine streaming in, without streetside witnesses. I think that this is what irks me about the family outings in my yard. I feel restrained in my daytime home environment, worried that they make take an outing into my yard when I'm in the middle of dancing about to Metric. Or who knows. Am I the neighborhood witch for asking the fam to take their nature outings in their own yard, or to the park, even if I may not be home, utilizing my yard all of the time? The girl is adorable and the grandma is nice, but it makes me uncomfortable to have strangers in my yard. Is this too selfish?

A. Vanessa: Ahem, I don't suppose you've seen the underground must-read, Handguide for Remote Work? The first chapter is titled Don't Blow our Cover, B!tch: Upholding the Appearance of Work. Do all of us remote workers a favor and read it, *please*. You'll learn helpful hints like "NEVER admit to dancing around naked when you're on the clock" (Tip #75) and "Mute porn during conference calls" (Tip #143). Note: To my co-workers/boss who might be reading this -- I am always at my desk, fully clothed, all day long. I swear. Mostly.
So, your question -- it sounds really like you want a way to ask your neighbors to stay out of your yard without hurting their feelings. It's impossible to know what will or won't hurt someone's feelings, which is why your obligation is only to be polite and kind. Let Grandma know what it is that you want -- perhaps something along the lines of: I would prefer it if you didn't play in my yard when I'm inside/at home/always/fill-in-the-blank? Afterwards continue to be friendly and a good neighbor not because you're apologetic, but because you're truly friendly and a good neighbor.

April: So this loooong story is all to request permission to dance around your house naked? Let me ask you this - if you were dancing in your living room naked and someone on the street saw you, would you ask that they not walk down your street? The short answer to your question about being the neighborhood witch is yes, you are. You're that person who takes the water hose to the kids riding their bike on your driveway. I suggest you close your blinds when you want to dance around like a free spirit in your birthday suit……..don't damage the poor child's (or grandma's) retinas by shaking your bare bum in front of open windows! Trust me, they don't want to see it.

April 19, 2006: Q & A

Q. There is a person that knows she has an advanced yoga practice and continues to take classes where the majority is beginners. She sits front row and there appears to be lots of ego in her postures. I know there is no perfect posture, but it is driving me crazy. This is another reason I do not like the mirrors. I sometimes make the class face the back wall. I am not sure how to speak to this. I always speak to the majority of the class. It's almost as if she is showing off to the beginners and it is very intimidating To them. Just not sure how to approach this person, as far as feedback is concerned. This is a person who I am not sure will ever drop competition and ego-driven success.
A. Vanessa: Sure I could give you advice on how to needle the know-it-all in class (teach breath, long holds, slowing it way-the-f-down) but that might seem like I'm putting the onus on her. And I'm not. It's not about the experience the beginners are having either. (Fortunately, the most important thing you have to worry about with beginners is that they're in healthy poses.) So what's this really about? Drum roll... you. First, trust me, you do NOT want to be caught up in the hell that is creating the perfect environment. People-pleasing is always a losing proposition. Not only is it impossible to please everyone, but people's needs change and are subject to their own lives that you are probably not aware of when they walk into your class. It's exhausting and *will* wear you out. More importantly, it's inauthentic. You're trying to be, or in this case, create, what you think people need instead of simply teaching. Taking care of your own needs is more meaningful and will have a much greater impact. Second, it's likely that Ms.Pain-in-the-Asana isn't hearing you and this has nothing to do with pitch, volume, etc. I believe that you're speaking to her from the same place she's attacking herself from -- judgment. Does she need more? I doubt it. My guess is that you can't judge her any harsher than she already judges herself. You really want her to hear you? Speak to her with compassion; a compassion that isn't even communicated with words.

April: Here's my brutal truth for this one. Is this person paying for the class? If yes - I suggest you leave her be. If this makes others in the class uncomfortable, I hate to say it, but they need to get over it. As my dear 'ol Dad used to say when I'd get whiny about what my brother and sister were (or were not) doing, "you need to worry about yourself insted of everyone else around you." Harsh, but true advice.

April 17, 2006: Q & A

Q: so....i go on a mini-vacation with my friend. said friend and I used to hook up, with no emotional relationship.....and now we are friends with no hooking up - just happened that way. on my amazing vacation i meet a most amazing man. honestly, sun and sand notwithstanding, I have really been waiting thirty five years to feel such a connection. I was feeling ?respect? for the used to be status of my travelling friend, so I did hook up with man-of-dreams, but definitely not as much as I wish I had. while in 'public' we were friendly but not obvious, as m-o-d knew of my travelling friend's used to be status. at the end of the short vacation I got really shy and wigged out saying bye in front of my friend - did not give or get any kind of address - super cool.
so am I a stalker if I ask friends in the area how to get in touch with him? did I make it all up as a vacation dream? or do I get to trust how strong that feeling actually was and at least send him a thank you for being so powerful and kind.....and then see what happens?
I don't expect much from it......but I also believe that the universe gives in relation to what you put out........ ????????????????

A. April: This is really interesting because I was just having a discussion with my dear friend about a similar situation. But it was in the context of the dumbass book "He’s just not that into you"………so, err, where was I?? Given the circumstances under which you two parted ways (i.e. your friend there……making it uncomfortable for you and M-O-D to entertain the idea of PDA), I’d say go forth with the stalking. I don’t recommend you profess your love or anything, but a kind note to say, "hey – thanks for the disease-free hookup!" seems harmless to me. If you find him and he thinks "wow, this person is a freak!", well, at least you don’t live in the same town. So, you really have nothing to lose here – and maybe if things work out, at least a new friend gained.
A. Vanessa: Does sending a thank you involve one or more of the following: getting the phone number and calling it repeatedly with little/no response, a video camera, or wire tapping? No? Okay, not stalking. There's no telling if he found the hook-up as magical as you did, but there's only one way to find out, and I'm a firm believer in both taking risks and trusting your gut.
One-hundred-zillion-percent-agree that the universe gives back what you put out. Unfortunately it doesn't always give back in the way that we expect it to. So, any effort you extend should be done free of expectations -- meaning you say "thank you" etc. and if he never responds or answers"no thanks", then know that while it may smart a little, it's not personal, and you still had an amazing mini-vacation. Keep us posted on how it goes!

Follow up to Therapist posting:
A reader sent in this website as an online resource for therapy options. Though we here at Dear Brutal Truth are cute do enjoy telling you how to think, our sizable budget (zero) doesn't include employing a fact-checker -- YET. So make up your own mind on the site.

Therapist

Q: I'm looking for a therapist. I've had three very different experiences in therapy. I was curious if you've discovered any good methods to this process? I have several friends who try to pursuade me not to go, albeit sometimes indirectly, and that's what I've been doing for the past few years. However, I think my life needs some form of an honest broker, but the search is pretty daunting. Thanks.


A. April: Not quite sure I can answer this for you since I've personally never had to reach out to a therapist (not that there's anything wrong with it people! everyone needs a little help every now and then). My suggestion is to talk to your family doctor and see if he/she can provide a referral to you. Good luck in your quest! P.S. why are your friends dissuading you from therapy?? Ignore them - they know nothing. (oh wait, you weren't asking for advice on them were you?)
A. Vanessa: Dude what's up w/ your friends? I'm glad you're following your own path. To your question though, finding a therapist is like a bikini wax: it's not that fun but you gotta do it. (If you're a guy insert some other analogy.) First, if you have insurance and want to use it, then you start making calls from that list. Many therapists might be on your insurance, but are not taking new clients. If you don't have or don't want to use insurance, then I'd start pulling together a potential list through referrals (though it doesn't seem like your friends are in a position to offer) or through the web. There are a bazillion different types of therapeutic methods out there, so do the research to find a type that might resonate w/ you. Often those sites have links to registered therapists by region. I would also consider non-traditional therapy. Second, once you culled a list, treat this like an interview process. It can be exhausting, but it's much better to find the right therapist than any therapist. Third, be up front that you're trying to find the right therapist so that they show their hand on the first visit. Personally, I look for accountability in a therapist -- meaning someone who can offer more than just an ear. Finally, trust your gut. If you happen to be in Austin, let me know and I'll recommend someone whom I really respect.

In other news.... it's APRIL'S BIRTHDAY today!!! Happy Birthday, my brutally honest friend!

April 11, 2006: Q & A

Q. I once believed, through watching old girlfriends go through this kind of thing, that if a man EVER, EVER hit me, I would drop him right then and there. No questions, no second chance, no nothing, just gone. Well, the other night my boyfriend and I had LONG verbal fight (both tired and drunk and frustrated by life and no money, etc, etc, blah blah blah...). It was that kind of night, like an evil Energizer Bunny, the fight just kept going, and going, and going.... Well, it stopped when he slapped me in the face. I don't remember what I said right before that moment, and neither does he, but that was his reaction. I told him to get the bleep out of my house. He did, I called people, he walked around for 2 hours, and then he slept on the back porch. (this happened at 2 a.m.) This happened Tuesday night/Wednesday morning, so is all still fresh. We talked Wednesday, I am the first person he's hit, he is the first person to hit me. We are both shocked, but fact remains, it happened..... Question, since we are working on the relationship, the communication problems that fueled this fight, etc, do I forgive one slap? Or am I fooling myself because I love him and am destined to become one of those women, you know the ones, "I pushed him to it, I knew better than to push him", whatever. Should EVERYONE leave after one hit, or is this merely an incident, that may never turn into a pattern? (I did tell him that if it ever happen again, we'd be over. This is the ONE mistake he gets).
A. Vanessa: Hi. I can't tell you whether or not he will hit you again, but issuing an ultimatum doesn't solve the problem, it only disguises the symptom. And, his slapping you is only part of the problem. Let's pretend that he did hit you again, and you did leave him. Problem solved, right?! Nein! You see, even if he goes on to be someone else's problem, it's likely that you could manifest something similar in the future. It may not be physical, but it could be equally as harmful. (Note: I am in no way condoning or implying that you caused his reaction; he is entirely responsible for his own actions.)
Einstein said something along the lines of "Insanity is doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results." Who knew he was an expert on physics AND relationships?! His point being, something has to change. Abstaining from behavioral patterns (e.g. I'll never hit her again; I'll never yell at him again) is not changing the sum of the equation, it's simply another way of disguising its parts. (This is similar to people who quit drinking only to take up smoking or over-eating.) I think it's wise that you're taking some responsibility here, b/c the only thing you have control over is yourself. You can choose to leave him now, or later, but unless you're in imminent danger, (which you don't indicate), much more urgent is taking a good look at your own actions, your own control issues, your own fears. The relationship is only a manifestation of its two parts, so each of you must do the work on yourself first before you can expect the way you act with someone else to change. If you're going to find a therapist to help you with this, then I would do the work to find someone who will hold you accountable - it's not a trait I've found readily in my copious time w/ therapists. Also, a good book on relationships is Mastery of Love, by Don Miguel-Ruiz.
Lastly, if you choose to stay with your boyfriend, then you are choosing to forgive him. If you are choosing to forgive him, there must be no residual feelings of superiority as it will only prevent growth.

April: Stephanie – as an outsider looking in, my first reaction is to say end the relationship. Any person who finds hitting their partner as an acceptable form of anger isn’t someone I’d like to be around. Being drunk and tired isn’t an excuse either. Thoughts would linger in my mind, “is he going to hit if another heated arugment arises?” Although he’s never done this before, the fact remains that what’s done is done, and it’s simply not acceptable. It may not turn into a pattern, but do you really want to stick around to find out?